Well, I tried. I really did. I hid, I ran, I did everything I could to escape the IPL monster. But no matter how hard I tried, it eventually caught up with me after two seasons and swallowed me in its big mean branded teeth (Ranging from Adidas to Goa Pan Masala!).
But that doesn’t go to say that IPL is a bad thing, necessariy. After all, it did make me angrily swith off the TV last night when Mumbai Indians lost the cup (yes, I even ended up taking sides…dont judge me!).
But nevertheless, I’ll try to make the best of the situation and finally, voluntarily, submit myself to the monster. By this, I mean that I have seen enough matches to provide my very own set of comments on the teams (well if Navjot Singh Siddhu can, so can I!). So here goes!
Mumbai Indians: Sachin! Sachin! Sach…..no wait! POLLARD! POLLARD! POLLARD!
Deccan Chargers: Who?
Chennai Super Kings: They should have won another cup- IPL’s biggest fashion disaster uniform!
Royal Challengers Bangalore: Yawn……I mean seriously bored-to-death-test-match-in-T20-yawn!
Kolkata Knight Riders: I guess they would play better if SRK was actually on the team..
Delhi Daredevils: Ok bye!
Rajasthan Royals: Crass Quotient- Shilpa Shetty
Punjab Kings XI: What’s the point?!
